E People are a waste of food Abm You'll never hear the end E They're only ever happy Abm When they're burying their friends A A A And they take take take E But they never take a hint F#m The ice caps getting skinny A Still they're not concerned E They're very near extinct People are a waste of food Abm The end is nearly nigh E They've always said the sky would fall Abm Now it is you have to wonder why A A A You want to shrink your stinky footprint? E Get your tubes tied F#m Or even better yet A Go commit suicide E They can't say you didn't try C#m Abm And oh------- my, D Well i hear the sound of horses' hooves A Come the middle of the night C#m Abm And oh------- my, D Its time to get your gun license I see four horsemen riding through E A cold and endless night If money is the root of evil Abm Fear of death is worse E This mortal coil is not a test Abm And you can't hide in a purse A A A E So don't go casting no dispersions in the street F#m 'Cause the half the world that starves A Will know the half you're in E Does not deserve to eat C#m Abm And oh------- my, D Well i hear the sound of horses' hooves A Come the middle of the night C#m Abm And oh------- my, D It's time to get your gun license I see four horsemen riding through E A cold and endless night People are a waste of food Abm Don't bother learning Chinese E Thou shalt find oneself perturbed Abm By less verbose calamities A A A Just get some Heinz baked beans, E A 12 gauge, bandolier and tinned dog food F#m We'll eat your dog, bury our dead A Or eat them instead E That's entirely up to you C#m Abm And oh------- my, D A I hear the sound of unshod hooves come the middle of the night C#m Abm And oh------- Why, D Well, from now on 'til your grandkids finally get what you deserve I'm going to be stuck here with you wookies Eating fortune cookies E Until my guts churn I think this is pretty right. There may be an alternative to the F#m. If there is it with another tab. Thanks Tim